A style queen’s deepest worries at a black tie function
1 Someone else turning up at an event in the same outfit as yours.
2 Lilly’s father kissing you on the mouth instead of politely on the cheek, like a normal person
3 People who don’t drink. They are always so judgemental.
4 People serving a Vegetarian/Vegan menu.
5 How many of the people attending this event and, have seen you wear this dress before
6 What “doll’s” real name is. you know you have met her before
7 Your glass of Cabernet Sauvignon, falling onto your white evening gown
10 Being drunk. Without realising.
11 The outfit you ordered to late, not arriving in time.
12 The outfit you ordered to late, turning up in the wrong colour.
13 The outfit you ordered to late, arriving on time but not fitting
14 Your usual hair stylist calling in sick. And the salon offering you a trainee!
15 Anyone finding out that you….. can’t walk in heels. they look great, but you do the ministry of silly walks when not concentrating (seating room only)